Top 100 Whatsapp Status Messages

Top 100 Whatsapp Status Messages 2015 | Best Whatsapp status 2015

 

  • Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
  • I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!
  • Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega
  • Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
  •  I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  • Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 
  • Typing…
  • Online
  • Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains
  • “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
  • “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
  • I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)
  • Whattsapp status is loading….
  • Hakuna Matata!!
  • Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
  • Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • My favorite texts are the ones where you re-read and it still puts a smile on your face like it’s the first time you read it.
  • I hate going an entire day without talking to you.
  • A real boyfriend won’t keep secrets from his girl. You’re in a relationship to grow closer together, not to hide things and ruin trust.
  • Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
  • Yeah youu ,the one reading my status..Get Lost
  • I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
  • I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
  • Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line
  • I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
  • Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status?
  • When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
  • I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
  • sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and ‘last seen’ status.  we are working on resolving them.
  • Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
  • I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here
  • I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!
  • Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’
  • You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.
  • I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
  • I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
  • I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
  • Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  • Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
  • Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
  • A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
  • I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  • Everything that kills me makes me feel aliv
  • I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
  • “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
  • When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.
  • Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
  • Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable
  • im cool but global warming made me hot
  • When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
  • Without me its just awso.
  • Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
  • I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  • I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  • 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)
  • I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
  • “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
  • You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
  • “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”
  • love is when you feel totally complete
  •  If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
  • “You can be Han Solo. And I’ll be Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you.”
  • I love the passion between us
  • All you need is Love
  • Love is letting go of fear
  • There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
  • I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
  • I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
  • Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
  • One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
  • It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
  • Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
  • Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
  • Apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!
  • We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
  • I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
  • Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
  • Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

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